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September 10, 2012 3:21 AM

Commentary: As for me, I'm joining the Pessimists Party

The National Optimists Party wants my support. Not my vote, I guess, since it doesn’t appear to have any candidates. That, by itself, made me think more highly of it. Instead of my vote, the founders want my participation in the “Party of the Future.”

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