Opinion

May 26, 2010

Commentary: Some advice for grads on multitasking and oil drilling

It is my pleasure to address the graduating class of 2010. There are a few points to keep in mind as you tumble toward adulthood: Three aspirin and a cigarette no longer qualifies as breakfast. Your average turn signal conveys more useful information than your standard tweet. It's still a free country. Speak your mind, but mind your speak. Multitask all you want, but when it comes to nuclear power or drilling for oil, take it one thing at a time.

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