Every day for a week and a half Ive been checking the mail and still it hasnt arrived.
My gift, I mean.
I was one of the 50 percent of American voters who chose Barack Obama in last weeks presidential election. So surely theres a gift awaiting me. So say Mitt Romney and some other Republicans, who have been suggesting that Obama won not because anyone thinks hes moving the country in the right direction, but because he promised us all free stuff.
Really. As Bill OReilly said on Fox News on election night, there are 50 percent of the voting public who want stuff. They want things. And who is going to give them things? President Obama.
This week, while speaking on a conference call to fundraisers and donors, Romney elaborated on what some of that stuff might be.
With regard to the young people, for instance, a forgiveness of college loan interest was a big gift, he said, according to reporters who listened in on the call. Free contraceptives were very big with young, college-aged women. And then, finally, Obamacare also made a difference for them, because as you know, anybody now 26 years of age and younger was now going to be part of their parents plan, and that was a big gift to young people.
OK, fine. Obama pushed for policies to help young people get a start on their lives and lots of them voted for him. Knock me over with a feather, will you?
But I still dont see whats in it for me. As a woman of a certain age, I have no use for contraceptives, free or otherwise. My husband and I are working hard to get one last college student out of undergraduate school debt free. And even Obama, or Santa Claus, if you prefer, has shown no interest in my big idea, which is that kids in their 20s who get jobs with health care should carry their middle-aged parents on their policies.
More from Mitt: You can imagine for somebody making $25,000 or $30,000 or $35,000 a year, being told youre now going to get free health care, particularly if you dont have it I mean, this is huge.
Ill say! It was huge when Romney made free or low-cost health care available to working-class people when he was governor of Massachusetts. Back then it was seen as great public policy. Now, as part of Obamacare, its a handout.
Romney also singled out Obamas pledge to stop efforts to deport the children of some undocumented immigrants as another example of free stuff.
Still nothing specifically for me, a multigeneration U.S. citizen who gets health care through her employer. But there must be something, because Romney said that Its a proven political strategy, which is, give a bunch of money to a group and, guess what, theyll vote for you.
The unmistakable inference of all this is that Obama voters are freeloaders, whereas Romney appealed to a higher, though smaller, group of unselfish citizens like senior citizens on Medicare and very wealthy Americans hoping to make the Bush tax cuts permanent.
Its the 47 percent debacle, rehashed.
To be fair, more enlightened Republicans realize that the road to redemption in national elections needs to steer clear of insulting entire blocks of people.
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal called Romneys remarks absolutely wrong and said the party needs to get the message across that our policies benefit every American who wants to pursue the American dream.
In a gift of a comment, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour recommended a very serious proctology exam for the GOP.
Other Republicans said Romney did them no favors, and they suggested that he head full speed for a rest stop called irrelevance.
If Obama is still working on his gift list, I am in the market for a heavy-duty, stainless steel soup kettle. Otherwise, I will content myself with knowing that we, as a nation, are a step closer toward health care security for all citizens and that we have a president who cares about things like clean energy and the yawning disparity between the rich and everybody else.